Thursday, March 26, 2009
"Nine words women use...
1.) Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes :
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually ends in "fine".
4.) Go Ahead :
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh :
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay :
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks :
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever :
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. "
- thnk you, bby! :)
